mstandsformoney

mstandsformoney... but Matt is currently out of money 💔

Sad Matt

Who is Matt?

Matt (aka mstandsformoney) is a passionate YouTube creator, trying to educate people on finance & passive income... while currently having none himself. Once a visionary YouTube creator with dreams of musicianship & financial freedom, Matt now bravely documents his daily battle with capitalism... from his hotel room. Watch as he bans the world, waxess lyrical on the ways of the world and begs like the crack-head he is. All he asks in return? A like, a choccy milk and for you to deposit the entirety of your bank account into his cash app. Support Matt today — or don't. But just know, every time you scroll past without donating, a tear rolls down his cheek and lands on his cracked phone screen.

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Criminal charges, the choccy milk is gone, the toilets clogged, Matt is dangerously close to uploading from the public library. You can change that.

The Buku

$10 / month
  • The chance to chew on a tuft of my pubic hair
  • Be encouraged to donate more
  • Be lectured to daily

The Motel 6

$500 / month
  • Buy my hotel (access quality jpegs of the spit pool on the floor)
  • Access the privilege of modding for me (women only) (proof / pics are a must)
  • Broken promises

The Mothership

$2999 / month
  • Kickstart my "music for dogs" career
  • My fantasies - recieve a copy of my internet history
  • Send me back to my home planet

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